{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
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{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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