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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
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Viseu is a Brazilian municipality in the state of Pará. It is located at an altitude of 15 meters. Its estimated population in 2021 was 62,093 inhabitants according to IBGE. It has an area of 4,972.897 km2 and a population density of 12.57 inhabitants/km2.
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